Panic Grabbed My Legs and Pulled Me in

I just got back from a trip out to Denver for a music concert at Red Rocks. I have been to the venue before but it is truly one of the best out door arenas in America. The Amphitheater is basically in a Rock. It has great sound, unbelievable views of Mtns/Denver skyline, hassle free security, no gestapo ushers, general admission seating, and just an overall cool vibe. Even a crappy band (insert Coldplay joke here) would be tolerable at the "Rocks." Rado Brah!

I forgot to mention the 3 day Dance party thrown by Widespread Panic. Uber Killa.
No pulled muscles but the brain is mush, face still partially melted and large pieces of charcoal feel stuck in my lungs.

Panic's run marked their 32 straight sell out show at Red Rocks, which is a record and the Denver Mayor honored the band by proclaiming last Friday,"Widespread Panic Day" in the City and County of Denver.

This post already took almost a hour to create so I am done, however, here are a few pictures to sum up my vacation.









Red Rocks
Widespread Panic
The Kings of Red Rock
Panicstream

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Sexy, Smart & Shady Like a Fox

CBS foreign reporter Lara Logan has been a long favorite of mine. She is smart, sexy, and her foreign accent is icing on the cake. Logan was on the Daily Show last week and she was spot on about her criticism of the American media giving faint attention to both military conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq.

I follow what is transpiring in Iraq on a daily basis but I have to deliberately search for news because the US Corporate media is too busy shoving Hulk Hogan family drama updates down my throat.

I previously thought Logan was married until I read an article in today's NY Post about a Love Triangle. It is with 2 men and neither is his her hubby! Oh yeah, juicy, juice.

The "60 Minutes" reporter and former swimsuit model apparently courted two beaus while she was in Baghdad, and has been labeled a homewrecker for allegedly destroying the marriage of a civilian contractor there, sources said.

Passions got so hot in the combat zone that one of her lovers, Joe Burkett, brawled in a Baghdad "safe house" with her other paramour, CNN war reporter Michael Ware, a source said. The wife of Burkett, a US Embassy worker, claims the sultry 37-year-old correspondent seduced him while bullets flew overhead.

Ooooo, a cat fight too? I love this story.

A close pal of Logan, who confirmed the allegations to The Post, said Burkett's marriage to Kimberly was already finished six months before they sparked up a relationship. As for the other claims, pals admitted that Logan had a one-time fling with CNN reporter Ware - but denied that there was any sort of fight between him and Burkett in Baghdad.

So Logan could be an adulteress, a home wrecker and a slut? God Bless the Internet.













Here is Logan's Daily Show appearance.



NEWS BABE'S 'IRAQI TRYST'
I heart Lara Logan

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Link Whores

• Cuzzy found seven sports movies that did not make a recent top 10 list. Bloodsport and Youngblood are both pretty bad ass. Cuzoogle

• This Latina babe should get any winger ready to open trade relations with Cuba. My Chill Pill

• I just got turned on to this funny site called the Derober. It is worth to add to your favs. Derober

• Picks to Click from the tail master. Hot P.O.A.

• Ingest your favorite pyschadelics before watching this tripped out video because it is the only chance you might understand what the F is going on. Brahsome

• I love the enterpaurial spirit of a pimped out RV rolling down South Beach with hookers on board looking to perform services. BOO Undercover cops. Tasty Booze

• Donnie C breaks out a Cougar edition of Hot or Not. Don Chavez

• Dude needs a break for transporting reefer after 10 sickening years in the pokey. I hate our government's criminalization of pot heads. Yep Yep

• Brandy's wicked and in to everything, which means she wants free blow and gets naked freely. Hottest Girl's of MySpace

• I have no idea who this smoking hot Arielle Kebbel actress is but it is time to fire up "the google." Bright Black Internet

• I recommend this I kissed a girl music vid.Loser With Socks

• The Fresno St baseball team is having a good time in Omaha without even having to cross the Missouri river to hit up the Iowa casinos. Although these haircuts would fit in well in Counciltucky Iowa. Busted Coverage

• Kelly Brook has a nice lil bum. Banned in Hollywood

• I do not know if Kid Rock need to hang out period, let alone on a golf course with Kid Rock wearing overalls. The Angry T

• God the media is dumb as some idiots thought Vince McMahon really got hurt at a WWE event. What is next, our citizens believe everything the Pentagon and our government tells us? Oh yeah, I forget. Blog of Hilarity

• This awesome discussion about porn had me gagging in enjoyment like the girls on Redtube. Why Dont We Get Drunk and Blog?

• Brooke Marks is damn sexy in this bikini. The Beer Goggler

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Link Whores

• Simon attended the PGA Traveler's Championship. He sounds like exactly how I would experience it by searching for cheap suds and making fun of golfers. Simon on Sports

• National Sports Bra week is a fantastic idea but I have never been a big fan. The World of Isaac

• A great tribute to George Carlin and his comedy inspired many in pop culture. Crash Burn Alley

• This could be the funniest blog post that I have read in a long time and Stephen Colbert needs to give DMT Shooter the Colbert bump. Five Tool Tool

• Gmoney locates a great list of MLB players that you forget still play in the bigs. The Money Shot

• Sports has reached the summer lull when this list of MLB players gets me more excited than any games. Next Round

• Josh Hamilton does look like dude from Wings. I was once at the Nantucket airport with a US Senator trying to pick up his daughter. True story and of course there is much more to it. Huggin Harold Reynolds

• Travis Henry needs like 10 Burger King bathrooms to get busy in. Tirico Suave

• I can never get enough funny GW Bush captions and I hope this does not offend my one lesbian reader. Flatusyahu

• God, I hate Tila Tequila and her stupid shows that seem to always be on. Here is a great post about how it is all Stuff magazine's fault. Holy Taco

• JP Richardi got punked by some fan impersonating Adam Dunn. The Meaningful Collateral

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Kayne Sucks!

Being a long time hip hop music aficionado, I have never enjoyed Kayne West's music or understood his rise to mainstream super stardom.

I thought his beats were OK and his lyrical flow was just average at best. Kayne's spit was nowhere near Nas, Tupac, Gift of Gab, Biggie, Slim Shady, Qtip, on and on.

Even though I agreed with his infamous George W Bush comment, I thought his ego was out of control and the video of his MTV awards meltdown was ridiculous.

Kayne's back in the news and it is not good.

Kanye West's late night performance at Bonnaroo was delayed nearly two hours, angering the festival crowd who responded by chanting "Kanye sucks" and pelting the empty stage with glow sticks.

West had been scheduled to take the main stage at the Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival at 2:45 a.m. Sunday morning. While the sleepy thousands in the audience waited, a message on the jumbotrons told them West's show would be delayed until 3:15 a.m., and when that didn't happen, that he would start at 3:30. West didn't hit the stage until 4:25 a.m.

I guess Pearl Jam played late and Kayne's crew took over a hour to put on his elaborate stage set up. Trust Me, do not piss off angry spun out hippies. Before you feel bad for Kayne, he blew off the original Roo time so he could go to some birthday party in Atlanta that night.

West had originally been slated to perform at 8:15 p.m. Saturday night, but requested a late night performance. At least in the first hour of his performance, West didn't address the crowd regarding the delay.

Later Sunday, the Bonnaroo crowd was still upset. Pedal steel guitarist Robert Randolph criticized West for disappointing his fans. His comments inspired a "Kanye sucks" chant.

Good to see my dawg RR call out this BS fan treatment and plus, RR knows what real fans butter his bread and how you keep them coming back.

Kayne responded to the controversy by posting this long rant on a fan blog. Regardless if it is really him or not, it is damn entertaining.

Here is a comment from a fan who was actually in the crowd and saying he is pissed would be an understatement.

Well, maybe if you would've downplayed your fancy fn stage, you could've made your time slot! Don't tell me every band at Bonnaroo can follow one after the other, with only an hour or less to switch out gear, and you, best-fn-artist-in-the-world-Kanye, couldn't make it happen.

I was there, I was waiting for your fancy ass in the cold until sunrise, I missed Phil and Sigur Ros waiting to see what all the hype was about. And you know what Kanye, it sucked! Your music sucked! Your dancing sucked! Your attitude sucked! Your fancy fn light show sucked!

But I'm not just mad at you Kanye, I'm mad at myself for being so stupid to think some hyped-up MTV hero could top anything else at Bonnaroo. And I'm super freaking pissed at Bonnaroo for giving you so my hype, teasing us all night with "Kanye will start at 3:15...Kanye will start at 3:30..." and holding our tired, cold asses there.

Kanye, you tried and you failed! You had the opportunity to turn 80,000 people onto your hyped-up bullshit, and you failed! Don't blame us for hating on your shitty show! Blame yourself and that disgusting ego!

I expect to see F U Kayne shirts in the mall and online in no time. Awesome.

Delayed Kanye West gig angers Bonnaroo crowd
Kayne moves Roo time for a Bday party
Kayne comments on Bonnaroo
Kayne West Fan Site

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Picture of the Day

HT: Truth About It

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Those Damn Liberal Euros

Bill O got fired up and Heinz caved by pulling this European Ad. Those damn Euros need to stop ruining Puritan dominated America with their liberal views of sex and smearing mayo in the process.




What is next, gays getting married and wanting equal rights? Evolution taught in schools? Sex Education? F all that.

HT:America Blog

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Kobe, Do You Need Some Salt &Pepper With Your Tossed Shaq Salad?"

I love it when something from TMZ makes it to ESPN ticker as breaking news and then the sports world spends days on end discussing what it "means." Now, this is the type of crap sports journalism that Buzz Dickinger should be freaking out about.

Shaq went free style rap on Kobe at some night spot in NYC on Sunday evening. Shaq basically dissed Kobe over and over.



I have always loved the Big Diesel and he usually gets a free ride by the media but I think there might be some negative feedback on this firestorm.

HT: Don Chavez

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Chicks with Guns

I am a liberal who believes in the right to bear arms, especially for hunting reasons.



I think assault rifles serve no purpose in our society but these ladies are trying to get me to change my views.

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The Single Greatest, Best City on the Face of the Earth, Ever

I spent the weekend up in New York City. I took in the Mermaid parade in Coney Island(pictures soon coming), saw the construction Memorial of the Twin towers, rode a ferry to Staten Island, looked for Hipsters in Brooklyn, and got pretty blitzed.

On my visit, Sean Hannity's inspiring bold view of America kept ringing through my body. NYC is the top city in the greatest, best country that god has ever given man on the face of the Earth, EVER.



It is amazing how if do keep repeating something over and over makes you believe it more. I was so caught up in New York's fervor that I almost started to like the Spankees.

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John McCreep if Frightening

I thought my buddy Francis could creep chicks out with the best of them. It appears he needs lessons from John McCain. It is terrifying how good he really is at this acting role.



HT:Blue Tidal Wave

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Pictures of the Day- Dubbya's America

On the day the good ole US Congress is about to approve another 180 billion with no strings attached to burn in more occupational war games in the middle east and add to our country's massive foreign debt bill, I thought this picture was fitting for the current state of lives IN America.

Here is an update of the current state of oil in Iraq, which was predicted by pro invade pols to pay for all of our military costs.

HT:College OTR

The Bush Administration's awful long term trade and weak dollar policy has crushed the value of our currency. I mean just go ask Fifty/ .337.


HT:America Blog

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Get Well Javon Walker

When WR Javon Walker bitched his way out of Green Bay, I loathed the dude with the same fandom scorn I still possess for Saints CB Mike McKenzie, who pulled a similar stunt.

Walker had a monster pro bowl season in 04 and wanted a new contract. Unfortunately, he was blew out his knee early in 2005 against the Lions and without his deep ball play making ability, the Packers bottomed out to a 4-12 season.

Walker sill demanded a new deal, which seemed tenuous giving his knee injury, so he ripped the organization to pieces and the Packers finally shipped him out to Denver.

I started having compassion for Walker after his Broncos teammate Darrent Williams was shot in a limo they were riding in together and Williams died in Walker's arms. The HBO special of Walker showing up to the Broncos training facility the next morning after the shooting still in his blood stained shirt was gut wrenching. I truly felt Javon's pain and grief.

The recent news of Walker getting mugged and knocked out in Vegas is crazy. Here are pictures for Walker partying it up at a club with Pretty Boy Floyd before he was robbed.

I will not rip on Walker like the tasteless Mike Florio of Pro Football Talk does because the man is lucky to be alive. Maybe his story is shaky because he just got knocked the F out! What do you expect? I agree there is something very weird to this story when Nik from the dirty is clearing athlete's names.

what is next, a GW Bush lecture tour on the need for butter diplomacy? A Travis Henry talk on abstinence? An Eliot Spitzer speech on being a faithful hubby?

Here is the Vegas slide show picture tour.

View this gallery @ www.spyonvegas.com

Walker Gets Knocked the F Out
Mike Florio is a great football writer but a smug ahole.
Nik from the Dirty tries to dose rumors. Yes, you read that headline correct.
Walker's Vegas partying night in pictures.

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Links

( I will forever have a soft spot for my man Miggy as he returned to Camden Yards last night.)

• I always wondered what type of a dude signs up for the Bachelorette show. Here is a great breakdown. Next Round

• Flip Cup cups that are good for the environment and save beer. Awesome. Tailgating Ideas

• Reteif Goosen thinks Tiger might have had a little Paul Pierce acting in him. Regardless, Tiger's US Open title was a highlight of his career that we will be talking about when he retires. The World of Isaac

• The new Firefox browser is out and this babe should get you excited to download. Cuzoogle

• Prez Bush J looks like the result of every single one his policies and his search for Osama. Straight Broke. Docksquad Sports

• If you ever wondered what a WAG was, consider this the extended cliff notes education. Co-Ed Magazine

• A topless soccer game is way to get guys interested in the game. Uncoached

• Something really smells in this whole crooked NBA ref scandal and here is a great breakdown of the recent allegations. Tree's Trunk

• DL made a trip up to the Bronx to see his Royals take on Yanks at the stadium and his post is worth a read. Dirty Laundry

• Another site on the tubes pops up and it is dedicated to hot chicks. Hot P.O.A

• Celebrity Cleavage. My Chill Pill

• Bacon floss, really? I guess there is a God. Tasty Booze

• I have not seen a professional sports franchise's fans been pissed on like this since MLB crushed the Expos and the Browns were hijacked from Cleveland but these poor Seattle Sonics backers are getting screwed. F U David Stern for trying to make communities in this crappy economy to fork over tax money and go build your own damn arena, you greedy bastard. Busted Coverage

• A married woman teacher gets caught hooking up with a 14 year old boy. She is hot for Buffalo and I absolutely shocked that this did not happen in Florida. Blog of Hilarity

• I hope my man Donnie C got some good shots of the Celtics celebration in Boston last night. Don Chavez

• Kristin Bell is my pick this contest. Banned In Hollywood

• KG was pretty AMPED up after his NBA championship. Brahsome

• This author got his facts wrong about China drilling off the US for oil but do not worry it happened to our Vice President as well. The blogger has a funny idea of where to go looking for oil next and Hokie fans no likey. Loser With Socks

• I wold like to add pull up and drill down to the list of hated Office sayings. Yep Yep

• Check out this cool video compilation of top 25 newscasters bloopers which would make Ron Burgundy blush. Angry T

Thanks to Getty Images for the Photo.

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Fit Your Wii

I love new trends and none could be better than hot girls playing Wii fitness games in their underwear.





Thank You Laura Bernat for sparking this phenomenon with your 2 million views plus original You Tube video smash hit. I hope this wave continues going and going.

HT: Hot P.O.A.

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College World Series MILF

I flipped on the College World Series game between Stanford/Georgia Monday night and suddenly a group of hot Georgia fans flashed across my screen. Since a very wise ESPN TV crew kept showing these hot UGA pooners, I took the volume off mute long enough to find out the brunette was the wife of UGA catcher, Bryce Massanari.

Well, Well, Time to fire up the google in 3...2...1...

I immediately found her name was Lauren Massanari and she just had a baby with Bryce. A cute story and Lauren looks smoking for having a baby 6 weeks ago but not the type of juice I was trying to dig up. After rummaging through the predictable lead of how fatherhood has changed Bryce, I came across this doozie.

Lauren's job was put on hold once she was pregnant. She was Miss Nevada in 2006 and finished in the top 15 of the Miss USA Pageant that same year. As a model, she's done several runway shows and some print work.

She also appeared as an extra in the newly-released blockbuster, "Iron Man." In the movie, Lauren is standing beside Robert Downey Jr. and Terrence Howard in a casino at a craps table.

CHA CHING! Jackpot and it is time to overheat the google. Her maiden name is Lauren Paige Scyphers and she is looking silky smooth in this video.



Lauren's picture compilation is pretty damn sexy and I want her hubby to make the bigs so I can see her get more pub. UGA is now my pick to win this year's CWS and ESPN truck guy, take note.



















Here is Lauren making the top 15 of the 2006 Miss America contest.


Here is video of the swimsuit competition.


I know by now you are dying to know who won the 2006 contest and the champion is infamous in the super duper scandalous way.





Good Ole Miss Tara Conner, who almost lost her crown because she loved blow, raging all night and licking Miss Teen USA.

Lauren is indirectly linked to another party girl as she handed her crown off to Miss Nevada 2007, Katie Rees, who was stripped of her crown after naughty pictures of her showed up online.




Lauren is available to be hired as a model and GO BULLDOGS!



A Catcher, a Model and a Baby
Massanari takes on new responsibilities with birth of daughter
Miss USA and Miss Teen USA loved PDA with each other
Former Miss USA Nevada Katie Rees Nude Flashing 'Nothing New'
Lauren Massanari's model page

Uncle Rico noticed the same CWS beautiful babies last night as great minds/pervs think alike. I forget to mention how smoking the girls sitting next to Mrs Massanari were, Hot Diggity Damn.

Mac Gs World

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US Open Playoff, Rocco vs Tiger

UPDATE: Live Streaming Video at NBC: ROCK O! ROCK O! ROCK O!

Tiger rolled in a super clutch putt on the 2008 US Open's final hole to force a 18 hole Monday playoff against career journeyman, Rocco Mediate

Rocco is a real life version of Tin Cup, who was able to enter the US Open by winning a qualifier playoff in which he was wearing shorts and smoking a stogie. He is a colorful, likable guy that is trying to become the oldest male to ever win an Open.

Tiger Woods is well, Tiger Woods, the chiseled god of golf, who is limping around the course and still the best player in the world. Tiger is the steady stoic corporation looking to pile up major wins like profits.

There is serious potential for an epic battle today at Torrey Pines golf course in So Cal.

If you can not make it out to a pub for a 2 hour lunch or get ESPN's video to work, check out the live blogs of today's playoff:

• Intentional Foul

• The Sporting Blog

• Awful Announcing

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