Beyonce has put unnecessary pressure on every male (ME) in a serious relationship with her "Single ladies" song. Specifically, this is the verse that all women love, "cuz if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it."
Here is the best version of the awful song and those with an Asian persuasion will be extra happy.
My boy, Big Corn Oil, and I took our 14 year old hoops team to the Wizards/Bobcats game on Wednesday at the Verizon Center in DC. We scored a suite box for the teen crew and at the halftime entertainment, this little dribbling prodigy named Felix put on a show.
Lil Felix went with multiple balls and his handle is better than most teenagers.
Pretty sik display eh?
The Zards edged out a W in a game of who did want to win, aka, UGLY and thus, making sure the 2008-9 Washington Wizards did not become the first team to not win one game in their division. Wiz were 0-14 with only 2 games left for losing history. Some ray of hope for the franchise was Agent Zero getting his jumper nice in a full speed pre game workout.
The only way this team gets back to playoff caliber is if Gil gets his All Star groove back. If not, they are screwed big time with the cap but Blake Griffin would help next year. :)
The first pick will prolly not materialize so then Wiz should trade down for a point guard like VCU's Eric Maynor or gobble up Spain's Ricky Rubio if he gets his buy out to be in draft. Both are Rondo like with the basketball and also, Tyreke Evans showed some NBA game in Memphis' upset loss to Mizzou.
My Pitt title over Memphis in final is partially busted and the President is still beating me and so is Mike and Mike. UGH!
I really wish they would have ripped on the vanity of Congress and mainstream media embracing Twitter so rapidly in 2009 but this clever explanation video will do just fine.
Following the lead of record companies, Hollywood Studios are looking to make life shittier and less convenient for their customers in order to protect profits. Decline Hollywood Daily
Alessandra Ambrosio Makes Little Boys And Big Boys Drool Alike. The Beer Goggler
Photos of the volcano explosion in Tonga. Mondoweiss
Marquette's head coach Buzz Williams should have been Td up for bumping into an official and his temper tantrum antics at the end of Eagles' loss to Mizzou. The constant whining to officials by college coaches after every call gets real old to watch. Coack K is the worst. Tirico Suave
Doug celebrated his 4th anniversary of his excellent blog. Congrats man and Atlas Shrugged did suck monkey balls. Hey Jenny Slater
Des Moines Sports Radio personality goes on a 4 letter tirade. This is how I feel about the rudder less basketball and football programs at Iowa. Huff Po
This video is a few days old but still damn funny. My Southwest flight to Okie City last fall was full of red knecks so I do not know how much the passengers enjoyed this dope lyrical flow.
My buddy, the Notorious DEK, hooked me up with some mad funny to begin "everyone wants to be drunk like us" Irish Day. The White House represented their Chitown roots by dying the fountains green like the Chicago river.
President Barack Obama on Tuesday selected Pittsburgh Steelers owner Dan Rooney to be U.S. ambassador to Ireland, turning to a lifelong Republican who provided the Democrat critical campaign support during the White House race.
Mascot fights are much more entertaining than 24/7 sports coverage of the bubble teams. Fan IQ
Adriana Lima is stunning and her new hubby is one lucky NBA scrub. The Beer Goggler
Cuzzy digs up classic One Shining Moment videos to get everyone jacked up for the NCAA hoops tourney. Cuzoogle
Three different teachers in the Bay Area have been arrested lately for lesbian sex with female students. Insert your own crude joke because the stories make me ill. Graney and the Pig's blog.
Christian Laettner and Rick Pitino recreate the "shot" for a Vitamin Water Ad. Yep Yep
I probably should not publicize the latest bizarre behavior by Joaquin Phoenix because I believe that just fuels the weirdness and brings notoriety to his so called "rap" career. I just find the whole act lame and very insignificant in terms of pop culture.
Eastern Motors might have the best local ad campaign in the country. Their car commercials feature local DC sports stars and they have produced a buzz for years. Eastern Motors are no dummies and they realize this is now Alexander Ovechkin's town so they set Ovie up with his own spot.
I will echo the words of Jon Stewart, Fuk YOU Jim Cramer.
The biggest economic collapse of our lifetimes happened right under your nose, while you and the CNBC nitwits kept the poms poms out to cheer companies led by crooks and provided them cover for their ponzi schemes. This was your job as a so called "expert" to sort this out, not ours. It all went to collosal crap.
Your whole act and the colleagues on the CNBC channel have no credibility left whatsoever. Now you have a the chutzpa to blame a president barely 6 weeks on the job for everything and call him a commie.
Fuk You.
Trillions of Dollars have evaporated, 401K retirements and pensions have been gashed, millions of homes and jobs are lost. The GDP is in a record nose dive and the major banks in America are insolvent. The nest egg that the Baby Boomer generation counted on to retire is severely diminished.
Ignore the pain and suffering of others, even the innocent victims of Wall Street's greedy gambling losses but this is all about the bruised egos of little Jimmy and the CNBC/Wall ST apologists like Erin Burnett.
I forget to mention the other real victims would include those who lost large chunks of their life savings listening to shitty stock advice from multi millionaire CNBC TV personalities.
You might as well have lit your money on fire. Bravo Daily Show. Brav Fuk n O.
TO signing with the Bills shocked the sports world over the weekend and further proves that slimy agent Drew Rosenhaus is one of the best in the biz. He hooked TO up with a 6.5 million dollar deal and if he tears it up in 09, TO will be sure to get a bigger contract with another club.
I do not see how Trent Edwards or Dick Jauron will be able to control the dominant personality of TO. I agree TO does seem to get blamed for a team's failure when you can never question his ridiculous work ethic or will to win. Plus, he has never been in any trouble with the law in his NFL career either, which is commendable feat considering the behavior of his NFL brethren.
TO did tear apart the Eagles and 49ers locker rooms with selfish comments and behavior. My biggest problem with TO is that he has never really took any responsibility for those hurtful actions in Philly/SF and this reason alone is why teams are sometimes better off with his distracting persona around.
81 is already taken by Bills WR James Hardy so TO gets number one, which should help damper down his brash ego, eh?
CNBC is still silent after Jon Stewart and the Daily Show mocked their whole cheerleading operation for being incompetent "experts" while the entire world economy collapsed. Stewart was on Dave Letterman's Late Show last night and the topic moved to the 24 hour financial news networks.
It crazy to think that Sonics basketball legend Shawn Kemp still could have done so much more in the NBA if he would have laid off the blow and junk food or used a jimmy while BOOM-SHAKALAKA in the bedroom.
During his prime, the Rainmaker was one of the biggest highlight dunkers in the NBA. Here are his top 10 dunks by NBA.com.
The Daily Show spent all of last evening's episode exposing the financial "experts" at CNBC and their false rosy scenarios. Jon Stewart provided detailed in depth coverage of the causes of the world financial collapse, which was led by the so called "wizards" of Wall Street and cheered on the whole way by the hacks at CNBC. I already knew all of this information and Stewart left some of the complex issues out but all of these videos are must see TV.
Why does a comedian have to provide this service to the public?
The show LOST is on this evening and I have been MIA from the blog (personal illness and a horrible work load) so I thought this picture was fitting. Yes, the show is still entertaining to me but trying to comprehend the plot is like being on a carnival ride on acid. At least that is what someone told me about LSD. Kate is pretty spunky too.