Friday, February 27, 2009
Cajun Sexy Cooking
Posted on 9:41 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Cajun Boy previews this video:
He lost me at "scantily-clad" and T&A videos need no purpose on the series of tubes.
"Cajun Sexy Cooking" is utterly ridiculous
Someone sent me this last night and I still can't figure out what to make of it. This video titled "Cajun Sexy Cooking" is little more than a brigade of scantily-clad, stripper-ish-looking women, all allegedly from the bayous of south Louisiana mind you, who spend two and a half minutes stirring pots and seductively fondling boiled seafood. I'm completely baffled as to what the point of it all is, but I feel violated by simple virtue of having watched it. It's supposed to be promoting a cookbook or something, but I can't figure it out for the life of me.
He lost me at "scantily-clad" and T&A videos need no purpose on the series of tubes.
Bulls visit the White House
Posted on 7:59 AM by dvdsvdsdv
The Chicago Bulls are in town facing the Wizards (Plenty of Seats still Available!) so President Obama invited the Bulls for a White House visit.
Derrick Rose was impressed with Barry the Baller:
'It was a great experience,'' Bulls rookie point guard Derrick Rose said. ''Usually, you're nervous around a person of his stature and power, but he made us feel at ease. He was like one of the guys. He was laughing and joking with us and knew everybody on the team by name.The 26-32 and constantly underachieving Bulls get a WH visit? Come on now. Using this logic, the winless 13 year old boys basketball team that I coach should have an official ceremony.
Alright, I better get in on these WH pick up games.
David Axelrod, the president's senior adviser, was a longtime Bulls season ticket holder and also attended the visit.As a six foot aging white guy with no hops, I want no part of the games with the Bulls. However, I will toss some mad elbows around and blast some out of shape White House staffers with crushing picks.
''The president chatted with the players and said he was converting the tennis court out back here into a basketball court,'' Axelrod said. ''He invited them to come and play pickup with him in the summer.
Reggie Love does not scare me either. I know Rahmbo could use some smacking around after his recent New Yorker fellatio by Ryan Lizza.
Due to Obama's White Sox fandom, Ozzie Guillen and club are destined to score an Oval Office visit this summer. Those Guillen quotes should be outstanding.
Oh, Dick Vitale, I glossed Obama with a dope basketball nickname over a year ago: Barry the Baller. Mine is much cooler slang than Commander in Swish.
Picture HT: Bullets Forever
Posted in Barry the Baller, Chicago Bulls, President Obama, Visit, Washington DC, White House
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Thursday, February 26, 2009
Old School Panic Attack
Posted on 7:38 AM by dvdsvdsdv
It does not get any better than a video of John Bell and Michael Houser tearing up Bloodkin's "Who Do You Belong To?" in a 2000 Vermont radio station studio performance. Enjoy the tasty tune.
Props to my boy BC for the link and my Widespread Panic show total for 2000 was only 10 because of a summer internship on Capitol Hill with the Democratic party.
Props to my boy BC for the link and my Widespread Panic show total for 2000 was only 10 because of a summer internship on Capitol Hill with the Democratic party.
Panic tour flashbacks make the cube day go by soooo much faster.
Posted in John Bell, Michael Houser, Todd Nance, Who Do You Belong To, Widespread Panic
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
"I'm Just Living the Dream"
Posted on 11:40 AM by dvdsvdsdv
I almost forgot how much I enjoy this scene in Wedding Crashers.
"Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny that it is not even fair."
"Funerals are insane, the chicks are so horny that it is not even fair."
Image of the Day
Posted on 10:32 AM by dvdsvdsdv
So this is what Chris Rock is talking about when he says that men only need a crease.
HT: The High Definite
HT: The High Definite
The Michele Obama Gun Show
Posted on 8:27 AM by dvdsvdsdv
At last night's big speech in the US Capitol, the new first lady provided some bi partisanship flavor of her own by making Republicans swoon.
Even the Republican lawmakers went gaga. When Michelle Obama walked in, one young Republican House member turned to a colleague and mouthed, "Babe."
I was surprisingly impressed with Michelle's guns.
America overwhelmingly loved President Obama's speech and Governor
Cajun Boy, the blogosphere expert on all things Louisiana, dissects Jindal's message.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Devin Harris Drills Half Court Game Winner
Posted on 7:53 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Monday, February 23, 2009
"Not Many Girls can Climb the Pole"
Posted on 12:22 PM by dvdsvdsdv
Although I still have not seen the critically acclaimed "Wrestler" yet, there is no doubt that Mickey Rourke is a genuine comeback story. His acceptance speech at the Independent Spirit Awards on Saturday is an instant 2009 pop culture classic and could be one of the reasons that Sean Penn beat him out for the Oscar statue.
The Academy was deathly afraid of a Rourke victory speech or they just did personally like the guy because he spent the last decade and change blasting these very same people.
The Academy was deathly afraid of a Rourke victory speech or they just did personally like the guy because he spent the last decade and change blasting these very same people.
Sunday Night with Kenny Powers or Hugh Jackman? Hmmmm, Fire it Up Kenny!
Posted on 10:58 AM by dvdsvdsdv
"Lets Pump Some Iron, Bitches"
Episode 2 of Eastbound and Down still fired the A game funny heat last night on HBO and the do not delete function on my TIVO season pass is permanently entrenched.
Kenny Powers' arrogant ego is stroked with him landing a celebrity appearance gig at a car dealership, who's owner is played by Will Ferrell.
Kenny eventually melts down again and ends up at a high school dance, rolled out on X.
Here are 2 clips from Videogum:
The car gig spurred my favorite Powers one liner of the show: "I'm back in the spotlight, right where I belong."
Kenny turns 200 bucks into 15 notes.
Videogum has another video and a nice recap.
Episode 2 of Eastbound and Down still fired the A game funny heat last night on HBO and the do not delete function on my TIVO season pass is permanently entrenched.
Kenny Powers' arrogant ego is stroked with him landing a celebrity appearance gig at a car dealership, who's owner is played by Will Ferrell.
Kenny eventually melts down again and ends up at a high school dance, rolled out on X.
Here are 2 clips from Videogum:
The car gig spurred my favorite Powers one liner of the show: "I'm back in the spotlight, right where I belong."
Kenny turns 200 bucks into 15 notes.
Videogum has another video and a nice recap.
Friday, February 20, 2009
Cocaine=High Voltage
Posted on 1:48 PM by dvdsvdsdv
Go start to "rev up" your weekend with a 1980's cocaine video blaster.
High Voltage Brah!
HT: Everything is Terrible
High Voltage Brah!
HT: Everything is Terrible
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Italian TV Hotness
Posted on 12:10 PM by dvdsvdsdv
This hot Italian TV personality, Sara Varone, absolutely destroys her American counterparts. I apologize for the lame Usher tune and the vid on mute plays just as well.
HT: The Disciples of Kaleb Krump
HT: The Disciples of Kaleb Krump
Great 8 gets Nasty
Posted on 7:14 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Alex Ovechkin scored an unbelievable goal last night in the Caps OT victory over Montreal. President Obama and Ovie are the two larger than life figures in the District of Columbia right now. The Caps are rollin.
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Picture of the Day
Posted on 12:34 PM by dvdsvdsdv
This is just gross and loss of appetite appears to be a side effect of increased muff diving.
HT: Shining Star
HT: Shining Star
Conan and Colbert Dance Off
Posted on 9:53 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Link Whores
Posted on 9:11 PM by dvdsvdsdv
- Buffalo Bills Cheerleader Shows Off Flexibility In Saddam Hussein’s Old Haunt. Busted Coverage
- Alec Baldwin Jerks Off to Wii. Tasty Booze
- Maxim Brazil continues to amaze; meet Deborah Secco On 205th
- 11 Hottest Daughters of Rock Stars The Angry T
- Deadspin gets called out for slanted and piss poor coverage of Indiana basketball. I can not believe that I am defending IU hoops in any fashion. When did I become objective? A 1000 word rant is way over due on MGW to get my cynical and biased fandom voice back. Yahoo Sports Blogs
- In Summary: Chris Mottram is a stud, Shrute bag is still a dbag, TBL will always be a mainstream media puppet/blogger sellout and Scott Van Pelt gets it. Awful Announcing
- ARoid's PR saving mission hit a big snag with yesterday's disastrous press conference. The Legend of Cecilio Guante
- Bud Selig is a slick Used Car Salesman through and through. Graney and the Pig's Blog
- Texas Tech will slip back to being irrelevant if they run Mike Leach out of dry town Lubbock. The Wiz of Odds
Picture Credit: That's What She Said
Monday, February 16, 2009
Kenny Powers Brings the Comedic Heat
Posted on 9:07 PM by dvdsvdsdv
Kenny Powers is my new favorite TV character. Check out the opening scene from HBO's new comedy, "Eastbound and Down." If stuck at your work cubicle, use headphones.
“Sometimes when you come with the thunder, you get lost in the storm.”
Here are two more hilarious scenes from the debut episode.
Go read this review of the brilliant new comedy at Videogum.
“Sometimes when you come with the thunder, you get lost in the storm.”
Here are two more hilarious scenes from the debut episode.
Go read this review of the brilliant new comedy at Videogum.
Too Many Dicks on the Dance Floor
Posted on 8:11 AM by dvdsvdsdv
The funny videos on this Munday continue on with a bit from last night's Flight of the Concords.
HT: Mottram Station
HT: Mottram Station
Yo San Fran Rap: "We are the Niners"
Posted on 6:57 AM by dvdsvdsdv
The following hilarious 1980's rap video by the San Francisco 49ers has it all: big hats and Risky Business shades, silly lyrics, ugly sweaters, Hall of Fame players, Atari like graphics, and ridiculous cheesy dance choreography. It will bring some major funny on a Munday morning.
This chorus line will be stuck in my head all day.
"We are the Niners, don't get in our way, Team of 80s, We came to play!"
Big Props to YouTube Reviewed for the sick find.
Mac G's World
This chorus line will be stuck in my head all day.
"We are the Niners, don't get in our way, Team of 80s, We came to play!"
Big Props to YouTube Reviewed for the sick find.
Mac G's World
Posted in 1980s, 2008 NFL, 49ers, Football, Rap Video, San Francisco, We are the Niners, Yo San Fran Raps
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Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Link Whores
Posted on 9:36 PM by dvdsvdsdv
- Mark it on your calendars and be sure to inform your partners. March 14th is officially, Steak and Blow Job Day. Observation Bubble
- Craigslist Ad: To The Woman That Crapped In My Car Tasty Booze
- The Worst Sports Buys in America The Angry T
- Spurs get a taste of RockNRoko Cuzoogle
- The World's Best Stache Is Coming To Colorado Sharapova's Thigh
- 5 Questions: 2009 St. Pauli Girl Katarina Van Derham Busted Coverage
- About as Genetically Gifted One Could Get, Argentinian Model Luciana Salazar Uncoached
- Katrina Bowden at NYC Premiere Hot POA
- 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model Bar Refaeli shows her assets on Letterman Banned in Hollywood
Joaquin Phoenix's Puzzling Interview on The Late Show
Posted on 6:41 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Joaquin Phoenix decided to become a mute on The Late Show with Dave Letterman last night. Dave still makes the painful interview entertaining with his funny quips ripping Phoenix's boring behavior and budding Hip Hop music endeavor. Eventually, tension forms between the two and I have no idea what to make of it at all. So Bizarre.
I figure Phoenix either was pulling some Andy Kaufman move, highly drugged up, or just being a Hollywood prick actor.
Thanks to Graney and the Pig's Blog for the video and check out the Farrah Fawcett Late Show appearance that Dave had previously considered the worst one ever and he worked in an apology to Fawcett last night.
I figure Phoenix either was pulling some Andy Kaufman move, highly drugged up, or just being a Hollywood prick actor.
Thanks to Graney and the Pig's Blog for the video and check out the Farrah Fawcett Late Show appearance that Dave had previously considered the worst one ever and he worked in an apology to Fawcett last night.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Intrernet Magic
Posted on 8:41 PM by dvdsvdsdv
The series of tubes has mysterious powers like ripping people off with moronic business scams.
Are these mammaries magic too? Or just silicon toys?
HT: Youtube Reviewed
Are these mammaries magic too? Or just silicon toys?
HT: Youtube Reviewed
Stormy Daniels: Screwing People Honestly
Posted on 6:34 AM by dvdsvdsdv
In a publicity move, Porn Star Stormy Daniels is running for US Senate in Louisiana. She was chosen by an online Draft Stormy movement and her candidacy's purpose is to highlight the hypocrisy of family values crusader and admitted prostitution solicitor, Senator Vitter, aka "Diaper David."
I am just excited to see the creativity of her
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Really? Michael Phelps Edition
Posted on 12:17 PM by dvdsvdsdv
America's Right To Privacy is Less Than Bill O'Reilly's Need to Know
Posted on 6:10 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Jon Stewart shows how Bill O'Reilly has the back of citizen's against the paparazzi until O'Reilly sends out his own paparazzi to ambush and hassle citizens that he does not agree with.
Monday, February 9, 2009
Link Whores
Posted on 1:16 PM by dvdsvdsdv
- Sexy lingerie videos of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley might get you in the mood for the painful VDay. Gunaxin
- DC rounds up some sexy pix from the Grammys. Don Chavez
- Katy Perry gets Chris all June Cleaver steamy. Blog of Hilarity
- I can not recommend HBO's Big Love enough. It has some of the best drama and acting on TV right now. Go net flix the old seasons and catch up. Here is a recap of last night's episode. The House Next Door
- Deadspin founder Will Leitch delves into the Tweeter phenomenon and profiles the members of the new "In" company. NY Magazine
- Chris Brown busted out an Ike Turner on Rihanna. The High Definite
- NY Post rolls with Ahole over my ARoid prediction. Machochip
- A pregnant M.I.A. stole the show at the Grammys. Asylum
HT: Picture is from Gif Party
Beer That I Can Believe In
Posted on 11:53 AM by dvdsvdsdv
A random, non screened American citizen asked President Obama a question at a Town Hall in Indiana on Monday.
"I'm one of those that thinks you need to have a beer with Sean Hannity," said Tara, who had asked Obama a question about his Cabinet picks' tax issues.
His response was classic smooth operator Obama:
Mr. President, I am always good for a beer or twenty too but I would settle for a game of hoops at Camp David.
I am almost drunk in bewilderment that the President of United States would actually field non handpicked questions from non supporters. This is change that I can believe in.
Obama Speaks About Beer With Sean Hannity At Economic Town Hall (VIDEO)
NO MORE BUBBLE BOY
"I'm one of those that thinks you need to have a beer with Sean Hannity," said Tara, who had asked Obama a question about his Cabinet picks' tax issues.
His response was classic smooth operator Obama:
Mr. President, I am always good for a beer or twenty too but I would settle for a game of hoops at Camp David.
I am almost drunk in bewilderment that the President of United States would actually field non handpicked questions from non supporters. This is change that I can believe in.
Obama Speaks About Beer With Sean Hannity At Economic Town Hall (VIDEO)
NO MORE BUBBLE BOY
Bale Parody
Posted on 10:56 AM by dvdsvdsdv
George Michael jumps in on the "Bale Flip Out" comedy parody madness.
Oh, it is way past time to make the Arrested Development movie a reality. I need some positive cinematic news to reverse the recent chick flick onslaught. It is an anti male blood bath out there right now. Good God.
Oh, it is way past time to make the Arrested Development movie a reality. I need some positive cinematic news to reverse the recent chick flick onslaught. It is an anti male blood bath out there right now. Good God.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Christian Bale Video Mash-Up Craze
Posted on 9:44 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Video Mash-Ups of Christian Bale's 4 letter tirade are sprouting up all over the tubes. Here are my 2 favorites:
Picture of the Day
Posted on 7:55 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Bernie Madoff ran his 50 billion dollar ponzi scheme without a sniff from SEC regulators. Madoff whistle blower, Harry Markopolos, testified to Congress this week about sounding the alarm to the SEC for years about Madoff's big scam and how he was willingly ignored. His quotes are eye popping.
"I gift wrapped and delivered the largest Ponzi scheme in history to them and somehow they couldn't be bothered to conduct a thorough and proper investigation.......If you flew the entire SEC staff to Boston, and sat them in Fenway Park, they wouldn't be able to find first base."
Madoff ripped off charities like ones for Holocaust victims and wiped out people's life fortunes. If there is a hell, Madoff will burn there for sure.
Picture HT: The E&P Pub
Thursday, February 5, 2009
The Dookies Flushed
Posted on 10:50 AM by dvdsvdsdv
I really enjoy it when Duke gets rolled on national TV and the Clemson flush party last night was icing on the cake.
HT: Mr.I/Sporting Blog
HT: Mr.I/Sporting Blog
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
B Rob's New Wife
Posted on 9:23 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Epic Score! Orioles 2B Brian Roberts needs commended for nailing down FHM model Diana Chiafair as his new wife. Helluva Job, BRob.
HT: Camden Chat
HT2: Baltimore Sports Report
HT: Camden Chat
HT2: Baltimore Sports Report
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Tristan Kingsley's Porn Star has Never Been Brigther
Posted on 7:55 PM by dvdsvdsdv
After the Super Bowl Tuscon Comcast incident, the most infamous porn star in America is now Tristan Kingsley. She is a 21 year old married mother of two children and this interview with Porn Valley News reveals details about her adult entertainment employment.
RAY: Anything you don’t like about porn?
TRISTAN: Some of the guys take things a little too far. They aren’t as professional as I would like them to be. But being female talent, you learn very quickly that you’ve got to put them in their place. Some of the guys can get really rough. There are certain positions where that’s okay, but for instance, with doggy-style I prefer it softer. Or if they start going a little too far, I’ll start tapping their leg. If they don’t get the hint, I’ll give them a little more of a smack. That’s what the nails are for. After that, they usually understand.
Hmmm, how do you be professional as a porn star? Anyway, the irony drips deep with this quote.
RAY: Do you enjoy giving blowjobs?
TRISTAN: They’re okay… They’re not my favorite. But I do them. I don’t swallow, though. I’m not a fan of warm, slimy things going down my throat. A few times, I’ve let the guy cum in my mouth and let it drip out. But I prefer cum on the chin, or the chest… Any place but my mouth.
I could keep parsing this interview but just go read it for yourself. (NSFW) I bet mom and dad have finally found out about her job.
Posted in Arizona, Blow Job, Club Jenna, Jenna Jameson, Porn, Super Bowl, Tristan Kingsley, Tuscon
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Skers Make Pat Knight Loco
Posted on 1:16 PM by dvdsvdsdv
Set aside the whole Angry Dad and nepotism issues with Pat and Bob Knight, I am just happy that Nebraska basketball can actually play well enough to cause another coach to lose his shit.
"Daddy took me to the Dentist"
Posted on 11:55 AM by dvdsvdsdv
In 10 more years with a serving of psychedelic veggies and this kid will recite the same exact quote at the climax point of his trip.
"Is this going to be forever?"
HT: Hail Mary Jane
"Is this going to be forever?"
HT: Hail Mary Jane
Monday, February 2, 2009
Link Whores
Posted on 9:17 PM by dvdsvdsdv
- I have a whole post planned on the Michael Phelps bong rip but JKoot details a sound argument for Phelps' entry into a pop culture classification prolifically symbolized by Eminem. Busted Coverage
- Arizona ladies bring the hot desert hear. College OTR
- As a huge Champagne consumer , I was disappointed to miss the one second Miller High Life Super Bowl Commercial. Tasty Booze
- Will Kim Kardashian matter in 5 years? Epic Carnival
- Animals getting bitch slapped always will be funny. Brahsome
- Here are the Sexiest 2009 Super Bowl XLIII Commercials. Gunaxin
- Jenna is a 2 hole luvin superstar. Hottest Girls of MySpace
- A cruel Super Bowl joke that will bring some laughs. The Beer Goggler
- The Flight of the Concords have released their Spring tour. Observation Bubble
- Sofia Vergara can wake any dude up real quick. Salty Milk
Happy Bill Murray Day
Posted on 1:09 PM by dvdsvdsdv
The little rodent saw his shadow today so this translates into 6 more weeks of winter. Thank God for Bill Murray's classic movie Groundhog Day which brings the annual funny to an otherwise silly American tradition.
I want to Hulk Smash my alarm every morning.
"Bing!"
The punch never gets old and cracks me up every time.
"I don't know where you're headed but can you call in sick"
"Nancy makes noises like a Chipmunk when she gets real excited."
Whoah, maybe I am on to this whole shadow prediction thing now.
I want to Hulk Smash my alarm every morning.
"Bing!"
The punch never gets old and cracks me up every time.
"I don't know where you're headed but can you call in sick"
"Nancy makes noises like a Chipmunk when she gets real excited."
Whoah, maybe I am on to this whole shadow prediction thing now.
The Wild Toss by the Boss
Posted on 7:46 AM by dvdsvdsdv
Bruce loved him some slip-n-slide, which the Slog humorously labeled, The Historic Tea Bagging of America.
Click on the image at this link for the hilarious animation of the Springsteen Tea Bagging.
HT: Joe Sports Fan
Comcast Supplies Fellatio Porn Ad During Super Bowl
Posted on 6:37 AM by dvdsvdsdv
This story is almost too good to be true.
Just after Larry Fitzgerald gave the Cardinals a lead with roughly three minutes to play, Tucson Comcast viewers saw the game replaced by 30 seconds or so of male full frontal nudity as the companies' Club Jenna channel replaced the game. Considering that every television in Arizona was probably on the Super Bowl at the time, they only managed to make sure that every cable customer in the area got an eyeful.
The FCC freaked out over a brief nipple shot so this must mean Comcast is screwed.
The clip showed a woman unzipping a man's trousers, followed by a graphic act between the two."I just figured it was another commercial until I looked up," viewer Cora King told the Arizona Daily Star. "Then he did his little dance with everything hanging out."
WOW, Arizona parents are deservedly fired up.
The Arizona Daily Star's story had 325 comments by early Monday morning, almost all of them from parents who are angry that their kids are now asking for the birds and bees talk earlier than they had planned.
I feel pity for those Cardinals fans who have to recover from this devastating Super Bowl loss by immediately dealing with an irate wife and confused children asking questions about a penis being sucked off.
Plus, I thought the only obscene things last night on TV were the officials clearly favoring the Steelers with their questionable calls.
This story keeps getting better as Club Jenna is Jenna Jameson's porn channel. The "accident" is turning out to be a great marketing strategy for Jenna and I hope the non consumer friendly Comcast gets hammered.
Comcast Replaces Super Bowl with Porn
Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson
Jenna Jameson has her own cable porn channel
Club Jenna
UPDATE: TMZ has the 30 second porn clip.
UPDATE II: Comcast shows their true Corporate evilness by offering a lousy 5 bucks to their subscribers who were subjected to the BJ scene.
Posted in Arizona, Club Jenna, Comcast, Fellatio, Jenna Jameson, Porn, Pornography, Super Bowl, Tuscon
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