Link Whores

• Jessica Alba shows off her tramp stamp. On 205th

• Lucy Pinder could sex up Nun gear. Don Chavez

• Google Earth busts Pot heads and they continually get the shaft from our society. Brahsome

• This headline should make Leno. Banned in Hollywood

• Ashston Kutcher has a valid point but he is still an overrated Dbag. Derober

• This is solid "Picture of the Day" material. Yep Yep

• The 7 worst Super Bowl Ads ever. My vote is for the racist spot from Sales Genie. Blog of Hilarity

• This funny prison break video is all over the tubes. NextRound.net

• I wish that every time Republican pols and talking head pundits were lying on TV that this hilarious zombie alert would flash below them. Machochip

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The First Down Yellow Line

This is a cool video description of how the yellow first down line works during football games.




HT: Fandome

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TV Report Predicting the Future

Here is a 1981 San Francisco TV report foreshadowing the potential downfall of printed news by predicting all news will be read someday on a computer.



I have strong beliefs that humans will create many more amazing technological advances over the next 25 years but I have little faith in our Corporate masters actually using those innovations to benefit consumers to their maximized ability.

Instead of embracing technology for progressive changes of their business models, the majority of global Corporations will continue to protect the profits of their market shares by limiting technology. Telecoms, Tech/Cable/Record companies, TV and Movie studios all engage in this narrow minded anti consumer paranoid behavior today.

The whole RIAA suing debacle is just one major example of Corporate greed impeding technological forces to screw the consumer. Rather than providing a new alternative method than buying $16.99 CDs in stores, RIAA sent out the lawyers to ruin people's lives with legal bills.

This is another reason why Net Neutrality is paramount for a free and open internet by keeping the corporations at bay.

RIAA v. The People: Five Years Later
Save the Internet




Video HT: Videogum

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"Friends with Benefits" Report

I strongly endorse the results of this "friends with benefits" analysis. The combination of the high doin' it factor and less stress are crucial components of more happiness. Be sure to click on the image to enlarge the report for better viewing.






HT: The High Definite

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Pictures of the Day

I know its 2009 but old rules still apply, "stay away from the brown acid, brah."

The Rocky Mountain News reports that a man was trapped in the van for 2 hours and he was eventually rescued.

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Need a Piece of Veggie Pie?

I think PETA is a terrible organization, who's annoying childish behavior always drowns out their legitimate points on animal cruelty. However, this is PETA change that Mac G can believe in.



Of course, this ad was already banned from the Super Bowl.

HT: Cajun Boy

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Quote of the Day

“Rush Limbaugh is a has-been hypocrite loser, who craves attention. His right-wing lunacy sounds like Mikhail Gorbachev, extolling the virtues of communism.
Limbaugh actually was more lucid when he was a drug addict. If America ever did 1% of what he wanted us to do, then we’d all need pain killers.”

A Fn Men.

HT: Think Progress via Down with Tyranny

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Barry O's Thoughts on his Daughters Snow Day

From Washington City Paper:

“Can I make a comment that is unrelated to the economy very quickly?” Obama asked at a morning economic briefing. “It has to do with Washington. My children’s school was canceled today. Because of what—some ice? As my children pointed out, in Chicago, school is never canceled.”

Obama went on to suggest that D.C. would do well to emulate “flinty Chicago toughness.”

“I’m saying when it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don’t seem to be able to handle things,” he concluded.

To be fair, almost every school in the DC area, including all of the VA and MD burbs were canceled except for the DC public schools. Also, the ice was pretty nasty to walk around in this morning but I share in some of the Presidents weather amazement as I have long been amused at the DC media freak out over a few inches of snow accumulation.

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Ovie Busted Gawking at Hockey Poon

From Puck Daddy:

The camera focused on some buxom blondes in the stands wearing pink all-star shirts, who soon noticed their appearance on the hi-def Jumbotron and started with the sexy dancing. The camera quickly cut to Ovechkin, who had the "my gawd it's teh hot!!!" expression going, before quickly realizing his oh-face was being viewed by 21,000 fans. Much laughter ensued.



"I didn't think the camera was going to look straight at me," he said after the game, adding that he wasn't embarrassed. Did he feel they were good-looking ladies? "I don't know, I'd have to see them live. They were dancing pretty well."

I want to know where are the pictures of the blonde hockey pooners. No athlete owns DC right now more than Oh Oh Ohhhhhhhhhh Ovie.

HT: Mr. I

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Link Whores

• Mark Cuban : 14 Moments Of Billionaire Douchebaggery Busted Coverage

• Houston’s Aubrey Coleman Steps on Chase Budinger’s Head Brahsome

• Sofia Georgiou is sexy for Esquire Bright Black Internet

• Hayley Parson is sexy and limber. NextRound.net

• Paris Hilton is not a good person. DeRober

• There is a new game called "Banging a Celebrity." Tasty Booze

• I love this term, "Facebook Wanker." Loser with Socks

• It was a big Saturday night for the Hoosier state because Miss Indiana, Katie Stam, (pictured above) was crowned Miss America. Cuzoogle

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Fox News Keeps Peddling Fear

Do these Fox News and hate radio schmucks sleep in their luxurious homes with a loaded gun, a stuffed animal and a night light on? After watching these clips, I am kinda scared and seriously contemplating ending my ongoing 3 day booze dry out.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Fox News Fear Imbalance

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

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Hope over Fear

I was right up front for yesterday's swearing in of our new President Barack Obama and I will detail the whole surreal experience soon as my brain is too fried right now. Five day benders on little sleep tend to rock your world.

Check out these dope newspaper covers from around the country and world.

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Picture of the Day: DC Declares No Hookers Zone for Inauguration

This is disappointing news because hookers were looking for a stimulus package from Obama too. Frustrated Johns are always in the mood for a bailout from their battle ax wives.

Via Truth from DCist

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Does AG Nominee Holder Got Game?

At the Senate confirmation hearing yesterday, Milwaukee Bucks owner Senator Herb Kohl asked Attorney General nominee Eric Holder about his basketball skills in a one on on game vs President-Elect Obama.



Mac G would not back down from Barry the Baller in an on the court pick up game either. My background is from the North Side of the tracks in GI. It is not Barry Farms but weapons and meth were plentiful in certain spots on the Island.

Echoing my previous Barry O basketball scouting report, force him right and make him prove that he can hit the 15 foot jumper.

Barry the Baller wants to take you left on the drive and draw a foul so you have to be aware of his strengths. If Barry was on me in a 5 on 5 game, I would elbow him a few times or box him out hard early in the game to give him a sense that I am not going to back down. He is a scrapper and you need to out work him in garbage style points. I would use head fakes to neutralize his lanky wing span advantage.

Court endurance will be determined by how many cancer sticks each of us have been pounding. Hmmm.......... This whole president transition thing seems to going rather smoothly so Barry might be laying off on the heaters. I am always stressed out with a work, relationships and blogs.

Now that Barry O is officially a DC resident, I need to pump some of my Obama Admin contacts to make this pick up game with Barry O a reality. Mac G's got some game left in the tank. Check it Barry O.


Breakdown of Barry the Baller

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The Power of Twitter

An US Airways flight plunged into the Hudson river outside of Manhattan this afternoon around 3:30-45pm. Here are the details of the first photo (pictured above) of the crash:

Janis Krums from Sarasota, Florida posts the first photo of U.S. Airways flight 1549 on Twitter from his iPhone. Thirty-four minutes after Janis posted his photo, MSNBC interviewed him live on TV as a witness. News coverage at Google. TV reports suggest that everyone survived the crash.

The citizen journalism capability with technology is unbelievable.

The NY Times is reporting that everyone survived the crash.





U.S. Airways Crash Rescue Picture: Citizen Journalism, Twitter At Work

Mac G is on Twitter. Come follow my wise and funny gibberish.

UPDATE: More photos of the crash and I have no idea how their was not a single life lost.

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Males Around the World Agree with Oprah on Kate Winslet

"God bless your real breasts!"

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Seacrest High Fives a Blind Guy, Swimsuit Girl Sold her Ass for a Hollywood Trip

HT: Mottram Station

The pooper on the swimsuit chick was dynamite.









More pictures at Celebglitz

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Sarah is Smoking

I might have posted one of these videos before but a Sarah Karges rerun should be OK.

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Pundit School

Screw Al Qaeda, TV Political Punditry has been one of the largest threats to the fabric of American democracy over the past 20 years. It is a cess pool of misinformation that values soundbite entertainment over substantive policy discussion.

The loudest and most obnoxious are usually awarded with shows and appearances. The format allows both sides to "debate" a topic, even though most of the time one side is full of crap or lacks any contextual knowledge of the item but somehow is still given equal time to spew drivel. Their arguments and the whole TV conversation just makes you dumb.

For for your average Fox News viewer, these shows provide you short talking points to memorize and regurgitate so you do not have to do the heavy lifting of actually thinking for yourself. Fox has conveniently helped you out!


The Daily Show's Jason Jones investigated the political pundit world in this segment.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Pundit School

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

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Did an UFO Strike a Wind Turbine?

This could be the best evidence yet that Dick Cheney is a real life Darth Vader.


HT: New York Times via Twitter

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Rickey is Happy for Rickey's New Bust in Cooperstown

In my early days of firing up this chronic waste of time called Mac G's World, I used to refer to myself in the 3rd person. For example, "Mac G got super crunk last weekend" or "Mac G loves gawking at hoot poon" or "Mac G hates George W Bush, monogamy and obese people."

Until my boy JB pointed out the difficulty in following my writings using this style, I was constantly rolling out the 3rd person lingo. This activity was inspired by the fictional character Willie Mays Hayes from Major League("Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes") and most of all, the real life character of Rickey Henderson.

Mac G loved him some 3rd person and Rickey.

Rickey was selected to the Baseball Hall of Fame yesterday and the MLB all time steals record holder is arguably the best lead off hitter to ever play the game. Of course, this somehow means that 28 voters still did not cast their ballot for him. I am going to avoid spending too much time calling out every one of these narcissistic idiots because they really just want attention.

I suggest you read the story of Corky Simpson and this BS defense of him. Simpson voted for Tim Raines and left Rickey off his ballot completely. His little poor feelings are hurt because of the justifiable criticism that his moronic behavior produced on the web. (Damn Internet!!)

Riding with Rickey, a hilarious humor blog, calls out the idiotic Simpson as well:

Have we ever mentioned how much we utterly despise people who are contrarian for the sake of being contrarian? Simpson voted against Rickey for absolutely no other reason than to prove how much of a beautiful and unique snowflake he is.

You want to take a proud stand against a widely held institution? Make it American Idol. Make it the latest Michael Bay movie. We're ok with that. But don't make it Rickey. What exactly makes a joyless prick like this happy? Does the sun seem not so radiant to him? Does he find puppies to be not so adorable? Does music even sound pleasant to a guy like this?

A Fn Men. I hope this Gwynn and Ripken hater Greg Sadewski dbag had a large chunk of his 401k tied up into Lehman Brothers stock. OK, too cruel but it sure made me temporarily feel better.

Here is a list of memorable stories about Rickey and some of the legendary quotes from Rickey:

1) Rickey… on referring to himself in the third person:

“Listen, people are always saying, ‘Rickey says Rickey.’ But it’s been blown way out of proportion. People might catch me, when they know I’m ticked off, saying, ‘Rickey, what the heck are you doing, Rickey?’ They say, ‘Darn, Rickey, what are you saying Rickey for? Why don’t you just say, ‘I?’ But I never did. I always said, ‘Rickey,’ and it became something for people to joke about.”

4) This one might be my second favorite. This wasn’t too long ago, I think it was the year he ended up playing with the Red Sox. Anyway, he called San Diego GM Kevin Towers and left the following message: “This is Rickey calling on behalf of Rickey. Rickey wants to play baseball.”

5) This one happened in Seattle. Rickey struck out and as the next batter was walking past him, he heard Henderson say, “Don’t worry, Rickey, you’re still the best.”

15) A reporter once asked Rickey if he talked to himself, “Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I’m trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?”

17) Rickey was asked if he had the Garth Brooks album with Friends in Low Places and Henderson said, “Rickey doesn’t have albums. Rickey has CDs.”

24) To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, “Ricky’s the best,” for several minutes.

The whole 25 Rickey item list is a must read.

• Rickey Makes Selected to Hall of Fame

• In Defense of Corky

• Riding with Rickey

• Writer who turned in blank ballot says it's not a sign of disrespect

• Funny Rickey Henderson quotes

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Chick Flick Hell

From an Awesome Site on Tumblr:





You can find more funny Hathaway pictures here.

Any guy that is forced to see Bride Wars in the Theater better be getting best hum piece of the Aughts immediately after the show or he thinks the sappy chick movie date will help him scrap out of a major case of dog house imprisonment. With all of the solid films out there right now, his man card needs revoked for any other explanations.

Cajun Boy's frightening account of his Kate Hudson nightmare and her obvious lack of thespian talent is a must read.

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Tina Fey is Awesome

Tina Fey mocks some of the nasty commenters in the online word.

Gawker details that the critics referenced by Fey are actually true.
No word if the new conservative web anti liberal site, Big Hollywood, will approve of this type of comedy from Fey or call it another example of liberal Hollywood plotting to screw over the right.

Eric Boehlert calls out the hypocrisy of Big Hollywood and Kung Fu Monkey, a blogger and film maker, rips apart their whole false premise with detailed precision.

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Cheer Bloopers

In order to keep this blog as random as possible, I go from bitching about pro-war Pentagon propaganda to a video of cheer bloopers.



HT: The Guy Report

Those girls erased my brain cells rather quickly so I found some humor retribution in this clip.

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Joe the Jackass Entertainer

Just in case you were not able to digest that video on a Monday morning, here is a key passage in transcript form:

"I'll be honest with you. I don't think journalists should be anywhere allowed war. I mean, you guys report where our troops are at. You report what's happening day to day. You make a big deal out of it. I-I think it's asinine.

You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you'd go to the theater and you'd see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for'em. Now everyone's got an opinion and wants to downer--and down soldiers. You know, American soldiers or Israeli soldiers.

I think media should be abolished from, uh, you know, reporting. You know, war is hell. And if you're gonna sit there and say, 'Well look at this atrocity,' well you don't know the whole story behind it half the time, so I think the media should have no business in it."

Joe the Plumber sure is a solid addition to the Conservative media pundit world, who's members have spent recent weeks trying to idiotically rewrite the history of the US depression and bash the proven effective policies of FDR because the truth does not work out for their ideologically driven, reality bankrupt "commentary news" narratives. (Be sure to read this solid column, which details the moronic logic of today's prominent GOP media pundits over FDR's contributions to American society. )

Joe the Hack's comments probably made Seymour Hersh poke his eyes out and David Halberstam roll over in his grave. Since he wants to get all self righteous, 767 journalists have died since 1992 covering military conflicts around the world. 41 Journalists died in 2008 and 91 Journalists have been murdered in the ongoing Iraq war.

I can guarantee that the friends and families of fallen journalists do no think any of them sacrificed their lives in some shallow vain because they were trying to exploit or harm soldiers in war for personal PR gain. (Hmm, hint, hint?)

I understand it would be much easier for Joe's "cause" if international journalists just shaped all of their reports in a pro-war America press release form. The Pentagon already did a very effective job in the pro war propaganda department by selling the American public on TV all of the glorious virtues of invading Iraq with their now defunct Military Analyst Propaganda Program.

The Conglomerate Corporations, who control our news media, basically ignored the story because of their guilty involvement in it so I understand how Joe would be ignorant about these activities.

Instead of traveling to Israel, Joe should get a DC NeoCon think tank (Heritage or AEI) to fund him a trip to DC. While here in DC, he can go visit the Journalists Memorial at the Newseum to see what real reporters looks like.

Considering the fact that Israeli has barred reporters from entering Gaza to report on the deadly violence and an office housing international news agencies was recently bombed, his comments against reporters while in Israel are even more stupid.

I wish he would just go away but the partisan and comical mocker in me says keep giving Samuel Wurzelbacher a microphone.

This post was dedicated to my sane and savvy Republican boy, Jack Donaghy Jr., who I know hates that the fringe wing nuts(Rush, Kristol, Hannity, Savage,etc) have hijacked his party, stopped making persuasive arguments to the public based in facts, and became the mainstream spokes people for conservatism in 2009.

Hell, even Bush recognized that the anti immigrant behavior of Republican party pols is probably not an effective long term successful strategy.

• Conservative media peddle a raw deal

• Fox News: "Historians Pretty Much Agree" That FDR Prolonged the Great Depression

• Journalists Killed

• For sixth straight year, Iraq deadliest nation for press

• Iraq: Journalists in Danger

• Behind TV Analysts, Pentagon’s Hidden Hand

• Glenn Greenwald on the Miltary Analyst Propaganda Program

• Media's refusal to address the NYT's "military analyst" story continues

• Journalists Memorial

• Newseum

UPDATE: Like Clockwork, Bloggers on the right defend this jackass. Sadly NO, who like myself sees the value of a strong 2 party system to keep power in check from corruption, is completely fed up with this dumbing down embrace of the political discourse.

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Javale's Jam

Here is one of the few highlights coming out of a truly terrible Washington Wizards basketball squad this season. The rookie Javale McGree got all Gumby like on his sick cup dunk.



I will still get sucked in to watching the Wizards games in the evenings but I am ready for the Wiz to go in straight up NBA draft pick tank mode. Blake Griffin and Greg Monroe would be great choices and both posses much needed inside presence on the low block for this super soft team.

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Baltimore Mayor Indicted

The Wire's creator David Simon sure is prophetic one as Baltimore's Mayor was indicted today.

Clay Davis has a word for the Feds about their arrest of a Bmore pol.



Picture HT: The Sugar Sheet
HT:Truth About It

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Picture of the Day

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Crsis in the Senate

Jon Stewart summarizes nicely the latest dramas in the U.S. Senate. Be sure to check out the clips of Senators around the 8 minute mark. My favorite quote is from the earth warming denier, Oklahoma Senator James Inhofe, who showered praise on his family not having any of "the gay" in it. Kansas Senator Sam Brownback's embryo display was a close second on my list.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartM - Th 11p / 10c

Crisis in the Senate - Deliberative Disorder

Barack Obama Interview
John McCain Interview

Sarah Palin Video
Funny Election Video

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Memo To Fox Sports

My estimation is that the largest demographic group watching last night's Fiesta Bowl between Texas and Ohio State would be adult males. So why in the world would the TV producers at Fox continually shove shots of the Texas band down our throats instead of focusing on the ample UT cheer poon in assless chaps? Only Jim Tressel not running QB Pryor on two 2-point tries was engaging in more of a moronic thought process.

My advice to TV truck guys is free and easy.

Less:

More:




The even more infuriating production decision was the absolute tease job of Colt McCoy's bombshell girlfriend, Rachel Glandorf. The TV cameras wisely found the hottie Rachel sitting with her beau's parents late in the first but inexplicably, never really featured her again.


Maybe they were frustrated like I was of the dude blocking her view which prevented a full body peek. The likely possible explanation could have been the ginger kid to the left of Rachel, Colt's brother, scared the living crap out of the camera man. I did a triple take to make sure I was not watching a scene from Joe Dirt. (If I want to be really mean, or the show, Life Goes On.)

This is why blogs are necessary to fill in the gaps that Fox Sports dug and god bless, the Google. It turns out Rachel is full on Baylor Bears poon and a wannabee Erin Andrews.

TV Tan Line hooks up the Fiesta Bowl pictures.

Colt McCoy's Girlfriend
Colt McCoy Does Alright
University of Texas in the Early Running for Best Cheerleader Outfits

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Extreme Faith

Screw shredding fresh champagne powder and puffing stinky herb, JC is all you need in the Mountains.



HT: The Daily Dish

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Colbert's New Co Host

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Colbert and Colmes - Roland Burris Appointment

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

Colmes is probably the worst liberal in America but his little people bit is damn funny.

The Colbert ReportMon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Colbert and Colmes - Colmes Gets Fired

Colbert at Christmas
Colbert Christmas DVD

Green Screen
Bill O'Reilly Interview

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Twitter Hacker on the Loose

Just when I signed up for my very own Twitter account, there seems to be a hilarious Twitter hacker on the loose. Coinkydink?





My hacked Twitter account would read: "macg_og is sipping on Zimas & wondering how Ryan Seacrest gets his hair so perfect."

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Senator Stuart Smalley

I never thought Stuart Smalley would become an United States Senator but it appears almost for certain now.

Since the war on Xmas is over for another year, I might have to turn in this evening to Fox News to see Bill O lose it and this video of Senator Al Franken would definitely send him over the edge.

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The First Day of Dread

As millions of Americans slosh back to work and school, I am declaring that January 5th, 2009, is the first day of dread.

I will provide some remedy to this depressing 24 hours by returning to blogging so my many readers can slack on their forced daily responsibilities and waste more time on Mac G's World.

This means more hot poon, sports/pop culture/political rants, random links, sick videos and just overall awesomeness.

Let us all have a helluva time in 09.

word, Mac G

Picture H/T: The Beer Googler

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